Q. Why did the ballpark switch from bottled pop to cans? A. The home team lost the opener. Q: Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he pitches? A: Because if…

Q. Why did the football coach send in his second string? A. To tie up the game. Quarterback: “Hey Coach, my doctor says I can’t play football.” Coach: “You didn’t need to…

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded. “Do you understand…

Morris had been playing golf for years and he had the finest golfing equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole…

Morris had been playing golf for years and he had the finest golfing equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole…

A guy took his sister to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked her how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but…

An elderly man moved to a new town and joined the local Country Club. He went to the Club for the first time to play but was told everyone scheduled to play…

Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt…

A gushy reporter told a famous golfer, “you are spectacular – your name is synonymous with the game of golf! You really know your way around the course. What’s your secret?” The…

The golfer hit his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods. Finally, after banging away several more times,…

Two lawyers, Jon and Chuck, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Chuck a bet. “Let’s say we bet $50.” Chuck agrees and they’re off. After the 8th…

The golfer called to one of the caddies and said, “I want a caddy who can count and keep the score.” “Yes, sir. I’m very good at keeping score.” “We’ll see. If…