A man and a boy have been sitting out on a lake all day long ice fishing. The man has been having no luck at all while the boy has been pulling…

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he’d try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the…

A little boy was practicing baseball by himself. “I’m the greatest hitter in the world,” he said. Then he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed. “Strike one!”…

Bob was playing soccer with his local team. He got a breakaway and headed towards the goal. He missed an easy shot to tie the game, which meant the other team won….

A couple of young men were fishing when out jumped the Game Warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and was off like a shot with the Game Warden…

Two men were playing golf together for the very first time. The first player teed off and hit the ball into a clump of trees. He finally got onto the fairway, only…

Two boys were playing baseball. The pitcher threw the ball and the batter connected with a crack. “Wow!” said the pitcher, “It’s a run-home!” “You mean a home run,” said the batter….

Q. Why did the basketball wear a bib? A. So it wouldn’t dribble. Q. How do hockey player’s kiss? A. They pucker up. Q. What did the nutritionist recommend to the losing…

Q. Why did the ballpark switch from bottled pop to cans? A. The home team lost the opener. Q: Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he pitches? A: Because if…

Q. Why did the football coach send in his second string? A. To tie up the game. Quarterback: “Hey Coach, my doctor says I can’t play football.” Coach: “You didn’t need to…

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded. “Do you understand…

Morris had been playing golf for years and he had the finest golfing equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole…