A college freshman called up his mother and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His mother said, “Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your…
School
A teacher arranged her young students into a circle. She then went around the circle and asked each one a question. “Davey, what sound does a cow make?” Davey replied, “It goes…
Jimmy’s English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Jimmy handed in a…
The child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, “Well, what did you learn today?” The kid replies, “Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.”
Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it…
“It’s no good, sir,” said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. “I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other.” “Goes in both ears…
The teacher was warning the class about the dangers of going to in cold weather improperly dressed. “There was one a boy,” he said, “who was so eager to go out and…
Two boys were arguing in class when the teacher entered the room. The teacher asked, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answered, “We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it…
“I’m worried about you always being at the bottom of your class,” said the father to his son. “Don’t worry Dad,” he replied. “They still teach the same thing at both ends.”
An elementary school teacher decides to poll the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment. “How many people were able to complete the assignment without parent’s help?” About 25% of…
The 100-year-old building that had served as a student residence and study hall of a small university was about to be demolished. As the wrecker’s ball began to strike, I thought I…
The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if the student is to be absent for the day. Kelly, deciding to skip class and go to…