Miscellaneous

Lost in Space

One night on my way home after working way to late, I was thinking about Lost in Space, the Movie, and how it was left with the definite possibility of a sequel….

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Engine Trouble

Two mathematicians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but not to worry, there…

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New Hearing Aid

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.” “Really,” answered the neighbor, “what…

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The End Is Near

Fred and Luke were fishing on the side of the road. They made a sign saying… THE END IS NEAR! TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!! …and showed it to…

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Missing the Story

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it. Fifty people fooled! Fifty people fooled!” A man walked over, bought a paper, and checked…

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Cautious Driver

There was a young driver who would always accelerate hard before coming to any intersection. He would barrel right through it and slow down again on the other side. One day he…

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Finding Her Place

On her way back into the movie from the concession stand, Julie asked a man at the end of the row, “Pardon me, but did I step on your foot a few…

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Deceptive Quiz

This quiz is fun to ask another person… Q: Do they have a fourth of July in England? A: Yes, between July 3rd and July 5th. Q: How many birthdays does the…

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A Long Climb

Bill, Jim and Scott were staying in a 75-story hotel. One afternoon they were told that the elevators were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get…

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You Need a New Fortune Teller If

…every time you draw a card, she yells “Go Fish!” …he looks suspiciously like the guy who fixed your muffler last week. …her spoon bending requires a pair of pliers. …he insists…

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Deaf Leading The Deaf

Three old men, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine spring afternoon. One remarked to the other, “Windy, ain’t it?” “No,” the second man replied, “It’s Thursday.” And…

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Going Out

A woman was driving around and around a parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. No open spots at all. Then she noticed a couple walking just ahead. She slowly…

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