Food

One Bad Potato

A man went to a restaurant and ordered a steak with baked potato. About halfway through dinner he called the waitress over and said, “Ma’am, this potato is bad.” She nodded, picked…

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Coffee Un-Creamer

A man set down in a cafe and a waitress approached him: “Can I get you something to drink, sir?” The man replied, “Yes, I’d like a cup of coffee with sugar,…

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The Spoons Have It

One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered the class to the stoves to prepare their assignments, she said, “Don’t…

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Growing Boy

A teenage boy was visiting his grandmother. Like all growing boys, he was constantly hungry, so grandma went to the refrigerator to find something he might like. After poking around a bit…

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Testy Coffee

A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. “This coffee,” he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, “is going to…

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Rough Eating

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, a husband declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told his wife, “I hope I develop a…

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Hand It To Me

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered, with his thumb over the meat as he is carrying the plate. “Are you crazy?” complained the customer, “you have your hand on…

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Well Done

John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. “Waiter,” he shouted, “Didn’t you hear me say ‘well done’?” “I can’t thank you enough, sir,” replied the waiter. “I hardly ever get…

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Soap and Water

A man was asked to dinner by one of his friends. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in…

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Fresh Fruit Sale

A picky customer comes to a small food shop and sees a new delivery of fresh fruit. “Give me two kilograms of oranges and wrap every orange up in a separate piece…

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Do These Turkeys Get Any Bigger?

Just before Thanksgiving, a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys…

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Cafeteria Choices

A new high school student examines the food served to him in the cafeteria. “Do I have any choice here?” he asks a cafeteria lady. “Yes, you do. You can eat it…

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