Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She…
A girl offered to babysit for the eight-year-old daughter of her neighbor. She arrived in time to prepare breakfast, laying a generous helping of waffles in front of the child. “Mother always…
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered…
A young man entered the Ice Cream Palace. “What kinds of ice cream do you have?” he asked the girl behind the counter. The girl wheezed, “Vanilla… chocolate… strawberry…” She patted her…
A man went to a restaurant and ordered a steak with baked potato. About halfway through dinner he called the waitress over and said, “Ma’am, this potato is bad.” She nodded, picked…
A man set down in a cafe and a waitress approached him: “Can I get you something to drink, sir?” The man replied, “Yes, I’d like a cup of coffee with sugar,…
One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered the class to the stoves to prepare their assignments, she said, “Don’t…
A teenage boy was visiting his grandmother. Like all growing boys, he was constantly hungry, so grandma went to the refrigerator to find something he might like. After poking around a bit…
A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. “This coffee,” he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, “is going to…
Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, a husband declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told his wife, “I hope I develop a…
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered, with his thumb over the meat as he is carrying the plate. “Are you crazy?” complained the customer, “you have your hand on…
John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. “Waiter,” he shouted, “Didn’t you hear me say ‘well done’?” “I can’t thank you enough, sir,” replied the waiter. “I hardly ever get…