Just before Thanksgiving, a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys…

A new high school student examines the food served to him in the cafeteria. “Do I have any choice here?” he asks a cafeteria lady. “Yes, you do. You can eat it…

A grocer put up a sign that read “Eggplants, 25 cents each — three for a dollar.” All day long, customers came in exclaiming: “Don’t be ridiculous! I should get four for…

A robust-looking gentleman ate a large meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it off with some fine wine, then he summoned the headwaiter. “Do you recall,” he asked pleasantly, “how a…

Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter. She rattled off a list of condiments, but he stopped her when she asked…

A woman pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. She asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that she could drink the…

According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they said eating right doesn’t have to be complicated. Nutritionists say there is a simple way to tell if you’re eating right….

Mrs. Golden was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, “How much are these oranges?” “Two for a quarter,” answered the vendor. “How much is…

Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She…

A girl offered to babysit for the eight-year-old daughter of her neighbor. She arrived in time to prepare breakfast, laying a generous helping of waffles in front of the child. “Mother always…