You might be an engineer if… – choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your computer memory is a dilemma. – you take a cruise so you can go on…
At Work / In The Office
The owner of a construction company lived where winters were very fierce. He felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman. Noticing, however, that the foreman…
A mall manager has three spaces to rent, all in a row. A prospective lessee shows up and says he wants to rent the space on the left for a men’s wear…
Every weekday morning for years, at about 11:30 am, the telephone operator in a small town received a call from a man asking for the exact time. One day the operator got…
Outside a Hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.” Music Store: “Bach in a minuet.” Maternity Clothes Shop: “We are open on labor day.” At the Electric Company: “We would be de-lighted if…
A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and talked for over two hours. Finally, he realized what he was doing. “I’m sorry I…
A man was interviewing for a job. The interviewer said, “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” “I’m the one you want,” the man replied. “At my last job every…
A foreman had ten very lazy men working for him. One day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. “I’ve got a really easy job today for…
A man was watching two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole, he would dig, dig, dig, the other would come behind him and fill the hole, fill, fill,…
Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a job. The company boss asked various questions about his education and experience, but then asked him, “What is three times…
Two guys went into a restaurant and sat down. They ordered two sodas, took sandwiches out of their packs, and started to eat them. The owner saw what was going on and…