When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience. Let others know when…

A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. The man said that he had indeed lost the bird, but wanted to know…

Two snakes were out taking a stroll when one turned to the other and asked, “Are we poisonous?” “Why yes we are,” said the second. Again the first snake asked, “Are you…

I was driving through the country, and there were some cows by the side of the road. We’re all mature people, so we’ve all done this: I leaned my head out of…

A distraught dog owner called a vet pleading for an immediate appointment. He explained that his dog had a large growth or swelling near the corner of its mouth that had appeared…

Driving past the grounds of the university, a professor saw a student running hard. Snarling at his heels were three huge dogs. Intent on rescue, the professor braked his car to a…

Once there was a family of mice. One day, the mother said that they needed food. So the first mouse went to get some cheese when he came back his mom said…

Two poodles were chatting. “I can’t figure it out,” said the first dog. “I’m in perfect physical shape, but I’m constantly anxious.” The second dog says, “Why don’t you go to a…

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend…

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, “Danger! Beware of dog!” posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the…

One day a man went to an auction to bid on a parrot. He kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than…

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, his face covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the…