A man follows a woman as she carries her poodle out of a movie theatre. He stops her and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice that…
Animals
Q: Why do bees hum? A: Because they’ve forgotten the words! Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things? A: A fumble bee! Q: What do bees do if they want…
Do you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes? Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job while counting them? If we make sweaters…
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination…
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance. “That is a very smart dog,” the…
1. The dog is not allowed in the house. 2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 3. Ok, fine, the dog is allowed in all…
There’s a man trying to cross the street. But when he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying…
A man didn’t like his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of the animal one day by driving it a few blocks from his home and leaving it at the park….
At Sea World, a young boy absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer whale, but he wouldn’t tell his parents why. No amount of discussion could get him to…
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?” The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek…
The teacher was asking Harold some math questions. Teacher: If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have? Harold: SEVEN! Teacher: Let’s…