Can I Speak To Your Father??
A farmer walks up to the front door of a neighboring farmhouse.
He knocks on the door and a young boy, about ten years old, answers. “Good morning, sir,” he says.
“Good morning,” the farmer answers. “Can I speak to your father?”
“Sorry, but no,” says the boy. “He and Ma went into town.”
The farmer then asks, “Is your brother Jimmy here?”
“No, he went into town with Ma and Pa,” the boy says.
The farmer stands there shuffling his feet for a bit, and then the boy asks him, “Is there something I could help you with?”
“Well,” the farmer says, “apparently your brother has gotten my daughter pregnant.”
The boy replies, “You’ll need to come back and speak to Pa about that. I know he charges $200 for the bull and $400 for the stallion, but I don’t know what he charges for Jimmy.”