A friend came back to our country after being in a safari in the wild

He told me the experience was marvelous, except for one bit. He strayed far away from the guides and crew and then, found himself in front of a lion. He proceeded to run. So did the lion, although this one slipped a few times, giving the chance to my friend of escaping, unscathed.

I was shocked after hearing this and, asked him if he didn’t shat himself or anything after seeing the lion. He replied: “Of course! In what do you think the lion slipped on?”