$800 A Week
There was that couple who wanted to get a divorce. Finally their day has come and the husband seemed relax, he was happy to end this marriage.
The divorce court judge said to the husband, “I have reviewed this case very carefully, and I’ve decided to give your wife $800 a week.”
“That’s very fair, your honor,” he replied. “And every now and then, I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.”