Just Meet My BF Once
A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father, who then forbids her to see the crab anymore.
‘It will never work honey’, he says to her. ‘Crabs walk sideways and we walk straight’.
‘Please’, she begs her father. ‘Just meet him once, I know you will like him’.
Her father relents and agrees to a one-time meeting, and she runs off to tell the good news to her crab sweetie.
The crab is so excited he decides to surprise his beloved’s family. He practiced and practiced until he can finally walk straight.
On the BIG day, he walks the entire way to the lobster’s house as straight as he can.
Standing on the porch and seeing the crab walked towards him, the lobster dad yelled to his daughter, ‘I knew it, here comes the crab and he is drunk!’