A salesman telephoned a household, and a four year old boy answered… Salesman: May I speak to your mother? Boy: She’s not here. Salesman: Well, is anyone else there? Boy: My sister….
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Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn’t home because he was performing an appendectomy. “My,”…
A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. First she asked, “Davie, what noise does a cow…
A little boy was carefully reading all the greeting cards at the store. After a few minutes the clerk asked, “What is it you’re looking for? Happy Birthday? Get Well Soon? Happy…
A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, “I’m allergic to nuts and eggs.” The person asked, “Are you…
One day the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She said, “…and so the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said…
A three-year-old boy went with his father to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were two boy kitties and two girl kitties. “How…
One summer evening during a thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,…
A father was discussing geography with his two year old daughter: “Where do you live?” he asked her. “Minneapolis,” she said. “Where does grandma live?” “Baltimore.” “Where does uncle Joe live?” “Chicago.”…
For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day his mother allowed him to feel the movements…
The fifth grade children had all been photographed and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be…
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told him she was writing a story. “What’s it about?” he asked. “I don’t know,” she replied. “I can’t…