All Jokes

Playgrounds for Being Worried

A father went to pick up his daughter from school and happenedto overhear her talking to one of her friends. She said, “I’m really worried. My dad works 16 to 17 hours…

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The Meaning of Pain

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. “Don’t be angry,” the Mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.” A…

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You’re Coming This Way Anyway

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad . . . ” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No. You had…

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Boys Are Rough

A little girl asked her mother: “Can I go outside and play with the boys?” Her mother replied: “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.” The little girl thought…

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Missing At The Table

Little Susan was mother’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something…

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Following the Doctor’s Footsteps

On the way to pre-school, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her youngest daughter picked it up and began playing with it. “That is so sweet,” thought…

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Your Face Will Freeze

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Miss Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, she said, “Bobby, when I was a child I was…

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Passing the Pie

Little Johnny was eager to help when his parents entertained several dinner guests. When the dinner was nearly over, Little Johnny went to the kitchen and proudly carried in the first piece…

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Possible Aspirations

The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room. “A football player… a doctor… an astronaut… the…

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Making Babies

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.” The mother, more that a little surprised, asked fearfully, “That’s…

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Predicting Punishment

A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I…

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How Many Sheep?

The teacher came up with a good problem. “Suppose,” she asked the second-graders, “there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?” “None,”…

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