A father was asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,” replied the father. His…
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When her young son developed an ear infection, his mother took him to the pediatrician. The mother was very impressed with the way the doctor directed his comments and questions directly to…
A father went to pick up his daughter from school and happenedto overhear her talking to one of her friends. She said, “I’m really worried. My dad works 16 to 17 hours…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. “Don’t be angry,” the Mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.” A…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad . . . ” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No. You had…
A little girl asked her mother: “Can I go outside and play with the boys?” Her mother replied: “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.” The little girl thought…
Little Susan was mother’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something…
On the way to pre-school, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her youngest daughter picked it up and began playing with it. “That is so sweet,” thought…
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Miss Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, she said, “Bobby, when I was a child I was…
Little Johnny was eager to help when his parents entertained several dinner guests. When the dinner was nearly over, Little Johnny went to the kitchen and proudly carried in the first piece…
The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room. “A football player… a doctor… an astronaut… the…
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.” The mother, more that a little surprised, asked fearfully, “That’s…