The patient is adamant: “Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans–” “Whoa! Slow down there, fellow. What makes…
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After Snow White used a couple rolls of film taking pictures of the seven dwarfs, she mailed the roll to be developed. Later she was heard to sing, “Some day my prints…
There are these two country farmers milking their cows. While the one farmer is milking, a fly zooms into the cows ear. The cow starts jumping around, shaking its head and mooing….
The famour artist Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a list of some of his lesser known relatives: -The brother who bleached all his clothes white…Hue Gogh -The sister…
These two green beans were crossing the highway when one of them was hit by a large truck. His buddy scrapes him up and rushes him to the hospital. After hours of…
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. “What…
Q: What do you call a Dentist who rides a motorcycle and wears a black leather jacket? A: The Leader of the Plaque
Fred walks into the doctor’s office one day and says to the doctor, “Doc, I don’t understand what’s going on with me. It’s really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee, and…
Two fish were in a tank. One says to the other, “So, how do you drive this thing?”
Two trucks loaded with thousands of Thesauruses collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday. According to the newspaper, witnesses were stunned, astounded, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied….