One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer….
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A group of people were touring a university campus and they noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. “What are they doing?”…
Teacher: How did the Vikings send secret messages? Student: They used Norse code! First Kid: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. Second Kid: So what’s…
A young student reported for a final examination that consisted of only true/false questions. The student took a seat in the hall and stared at the test for five minutes. He then…
The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus. Her father had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she…
A professor handed out the test to his students and returned to his desk to wait. When the test was over, the students filed over and handed in their papers. As the…
A kindergartern student was having trouble putting on his boots, and asked his teacher for help. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn’t want to go on. Finally…
An elementary school teacher decides to poll the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment. “How many people were able to complete the assignment without parent’s help?” About 25% of…
The teacher was warning the class about the dangers of going to in cold weather improperly dressed. “There was one a boy,” he said, “who was so eager to go out and…
The child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, “Well, what did you learn today?” The kid replies, “Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.”
A college freshman called up his mother and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His mother said, “Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your…