One rainy evening,a couple emerged from a restaurant only to find that they had locked the keys in the car. The husband insisted he could open the door with a wire coat…
Relationships
Dave was sound asleep when his wife nudged him. “The phone’s ringing,” she said sleepily. “At this hour it must be for you.” She turned over and closed her eyes. Dave rolled…
A man was always telling his wife that housekeeping would be a a lot easier if she would just organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory…
Kurt was going out with a nice girl and finally popped the question. “Will you marry me, darling?” he asked. Lisa smiled coyly and said, “Yes, if you’ll buy me a mink.”…
A young couple brought their first baby home, a darling little girl. After a few days of dealing with the dirty diapers, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand…
At a wedding the Master of Ceremonies polled the guests to see who had been married longest. It turned out to be a grey-haired couple in the corner. The MC asked them,…
A wife was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When she found a prominent gray hair in her bangs, she pointed…
A husband took his wife camping for the first time. Considering himself an experienced outdoorsman, he passed along outdoor survival tips at every chance he got. However, one day they got lost…
A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, “Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000.” Excited…
One day a housework-challenged husband announced to his wife that he had decided to wash his own sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What…
A man wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept saying that they could not afford one, but he bought one anyway. “I’ll tell you what,” he told her. “In the…
Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug. “I’m so happy to see you, Grandma. Now daddy will have to do…