Joe’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what…

When a woman in an office became engaged to be married, a colleague offered her some advice. “The first ten years are the hardest.” “How long have you been married?” the woman…

It turned out that the newly married wife was not a tidy housekeeper. It didn’t bother her much until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed: “Honey, what…

One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his own sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing…

One of the new couple’s wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, the eager husband and wife decided to tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the…

A young lady visited a dating service and requested, “I’m looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?” The matchmaker said, “What exactly are you looking…

A woman walked into a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before. “What seems to be the problem, madam?” “I’m returning these…

A customer wanted to ask his waitress for a date, but couldn’t get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into…

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet…

A forgetful husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday and their wedding anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, and provided that florist with…

An elderly couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor and get checked out. The doctor told them that they were physically just fine but might…

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. “Someone’s been eating my porridge!” he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives…