A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,”You Can Be THE Man of Your House”. He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on I’m…
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A young man staggered into the small-town bakery at the crack of dawn on an extremely cold, wet, and stormy morning. “Thank heavens you are open,” he gasped. “Do you have fresh…
A woman was walking down the street with a baby ape in her arms when a friend stopped her and asked what she was doing with the ape. “I just bought this…
Robert bought his girlfriend a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, Robert’s friend inquired how she was doing with it. “Oh,” said Robert, “I persuaded her to switch to a…
Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. “I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous!” the first one said. “Oh,…
A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing “wedding”. The wedding vows went like this… “You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the…
As a woman was about to go home from a long and stressful day at the office, her cell phone rang. It was her husband. “Will you be joining me in the…
One rainy evening,a couple emerged from a restaurant only to find that they had locked the keys in the car. The husband insisted he could open the door with a wire coat…
Dave was sound asleep when his wife nudged him. “The phone’s ringing,” she said sleepily. “At this hour it must be for you.” She turned over and closed her eyes. Dave rolled…
A man was always telling his wife that housekeeping would be a a lot easier if she would just organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory…
Kurt was going out with a nice girl and finally popped the question. “Will you marry me, darling?” he asked. Lisa smiled coyly and said, “Yes, if you’ll buy me a mink.”…