A young couple brought their first baby home, a darling little girl. After a few days of dealing with the dirty diapers, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand…
At a wedding the Master of Ceremonies polled the guests to see who had been married longest. It turned out to be a grey-haired couple in the corner. The MC asked them,…
A wife was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When she found a prominent gray hair in her bangs, she pointed…
A husband took his wife camping for the first time. Considering himself an experienced outdoorsman, he passed along outdoor survival tips at every chance he got. However, one day they got lost…
A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, “Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000.” Excited…
One day a housework-challenged husband announced to his wife that he had decided to wash his own sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What…
A man wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept saying that they could not afford one, but he bought one anyway. “I’ll tell you what,” he told her. “In the…
Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug. “I’m so happy to see you, Grandma. Now daddy will have to do…
A man took off with his family to tour the country. When he returned, his next door neighbour asked how he enjoyed the vacation. “Well,” he replied, “have you ever spent three…
Joe’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what…
When a woman in an office became engaged to be married, a colleague offered her some advice. “The first ten years are the hardest.” “How long have you been married?” the woman…
It turned out that the newly married wife was not a tidy housekeeper. It didn’t bother her much until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed: “Honey, what…