– The waterproof towel – Glow in the dark sunglasses – Solar powered flashlights – Submarine screen doors – A book on how to read – Inflatable dart boards – A dictionary…
Miscellaneous
Great Wrong Answers Name an occupation where you need a flashlight – A burglar Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers – A horse Something you do before going…
Shopping for a black sweater, a woman couldn’t find anything suitable in a very trendy clothing store. A helpful saleswoman offered to check the store catalog. After flipping through the pages, she…
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. “Guess…
A poor actor was having trouble paying his rent. One morning his landlady caught him in front of the building and demanded her money. “Couldn’t you please give me a break?” begged…
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can’t remember…
“This house,” said the real estate salesman, “has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I’m honest, I’m going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that…
A woman gets on a bus holding her baby. “That’s the funniest looking baby I’ve ever seen,” says the bus driver. In a huff, the woman slams her fare into the box…
Are trick-or-treaters in sheets going as ghosts – or mattresses? If a kid swears using sign language, do you wash his hands with soap? Is there another word for synonym? Where do…
The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy: They’re both wrong.
I childproofed my house, but they still get in. On the front: 60 is not old. On the back: …If you’re a tree. My reality check just bounced. Life is short, make…