One night a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew,…

One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew,…

Two cab drivers met. “Hey,” asked one, “what’s the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?” “Well,” the other responded, “when I get into an…

Returning from a trip to visit her grandmother in Canada, a woman was stopped by a state trooper for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a warning instead of a…

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man said, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet!” snapped the officer. “…or I’m…

A man was in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school and made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. “Oh no, I just made an illegal turn!”…

Fireman to homeowner: “At one point we decided to fight fire with fire, and well, basically… your house burned even faster.”

A child calls the fire department. She cries into the phone, “Hurry, come quick! Our house is on fire!” The fire chief replies, “OK, but how do we get to your house?”…

A man who was swerving down the road got pulled over by a policeman. “You’re a terrible driver,” the cop said. “Thank goodness for that,” the man replied. “I thought the steering…

A car was driving very slowly down the highway. A policeman spotted the slow moving vehicle and pulled it over. “What have I done wrong, officer?” the driver asked. “You are going…