A police detective interviewed a bank teller after the same bandit had robbed a bank three times successively. “Did you notice anything special about the man? I mean, did he ever change…

A man was returning home from a fishing trip. He was flying down the highway, going way too fast. He felt secure amongst a pack of cars, all traveling at the same…

Police had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: “Give me all your…

“How long have you been driving without a tail light?” asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist. The driver jumped out and ran to the rear of his car. He put…

A man got a speeding ticket and was forced to attend a defensive-driving course to have points erased from his license. The instructor, a police officer, emphasized that being on time was…

One night a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew,…

One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew,…

Two cab drivers met. “Hey,” asked one, “what’s the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?” “Well,” the other responded, “when I get into an…

Returning from a trip to visit her grandmother in Canada, a woman was stopped by a state trooper for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a warning instead of a…

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man said, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet!” snapped the officer. “…or I’m…