Computers

Computer Skills

A man decided to improve his computer skills, and threw myself into it with enthusiasm. Every week he would check out five or six instructional books from the library. After about a…

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Hospital Privacy

With privacy regulations in full force, a hospital IT administrator reminded users that when they printed reports containing patient information, those reports could not be left in the printer tray. “They must…

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Needing Space

A computer repair technician received this one-line email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

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Internet Magic

Nancy decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Her first move was to access the Ask Jeeves website, and Nancy told her it could answer any question…

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Help In The Lab

A lab supervisor was on duty in the university’s computer lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed…

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If Life Was Like Computers

You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your problems in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like dealing with them. You could…

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Spelling Cheque Ere

Eye halve a spelling cheque ere It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word…

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Nervous Student

A computer programmer sat down with a woman and told her he would be showing her how to use some new software. She sighed with relief then remarked, “I’m so glad it’s…

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New Virus

There is a new virus going around called WORK. If you receive any sort of WORK, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague, do not open it….

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Signs Of Internet Addiction

You know you have an Internet addiction when . . . Your web site bookmark list takes 5 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned…

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A Hard Drive Situation

A man stopped at a flower shop after work to pick up roses for his wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a younger man burst through…

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Future Factories

The factory of the future will have two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog, and the dog will be there to keep the…

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