Woof

A German shepherd went to the telegraph office to send a telegram. “Woof,” he wrote. “Woof. Woof.

Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”

The clerk looked at the message and said, “There are only nine words here. You could add one more ‘Woof’ for the same price.”

“But,” said the dog, “then it wouldn’t make any sense at all.”