Two women are out hiking when a bear…

Two women are out hiking when a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first woman gets her sneakers out of her backpack and puts them on. The second woman says, “What are you doing?”

The first woman says, “I figure when the bear gets close to us, we’ll jump down and make a run for it.”

The second woman says, “Are you crazy? You can’t outrun a bear.”

The first woman says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear…. I only have to outrun you!”