Two roaches

Two roaches are munching on garbage in an alley when one starts a discussion about a new restaurant.

“I was in that new restaurant across the street,” says one. “It’s so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere—it’s so sanitary that the whole place shines.”

“Please,” says the other roach, frowning. “Not while I’m eating!”