Two classmates are discussing…


Two classmates are discussing the current state of their alma mater at a reunion weekend barbecue. “Things have really gotten crazy here,” the first man says. “Did you know the football coach makes three times the salary as the head of the English department?”

The second man responds, “Well, that kind of makes sense. I’m pretty sure 100,000 screaming fans wouldn’t show up on Saturday for a lecture on Shakespeare.”