Tony and the neighbor’s chickens

Tony was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such, they had the right to go wherever they wanted.

On his next trip to the grocery store, Tony bought a dozen eggs. That night, he snuck out and placed the eggs throughout his yard.

The next morning, when he was sure the neighbor was watching, Tony went out and gathered the eggs.

After that, he never had problems again with finding his neighbor’s chickens in his yard.