Toilet paper


A man is stuck inside a public restroom without any toilet paper. He calls over to the man in the next stall, “Hey, you got any extra toilet paper in there?”

“No,” replies the man.

“You got any newspaper over there?” the stranded man asks.

“Nope,” the second man replies.

After a moment of silence, the first man asks the second, “You got two fives for a ten?”