Three insurance salesmen

Three insurance salesmen are having drinks and boasting about each company’s service. The first one says, “When one of our insured died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the wife and mailed a check on Wednesday evening.”

The second one says, “When one of our insured died without warning on Monday, we learned of it in two hours and were able to hand-deliver a check the same evening.”

The last salesman says, “That’s nothing. Our office is on the twentieth floor in the Sears Tower. One of our insured, who was washing a window on the eighty-fifth floor, slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor.”