The Principal’s Daughter


A freshman is talking to the new girl in school. “You’ll like it here,” he tells her. “Everyone is pretty chill, the teachers are all nice, but the principal is kind of a moron.”

“Do you know who I am?” the girl asks her new classmate. “I’m the daughter of the principal.”

The boy is silent and then asks her, “Do you know who I am?”

She shakes her head no. “Good,” says the boy as he walks away.