The Fan

A woman is eating lunch at a Los Angeles restaurant when she bumps into her favorite movie star in the ladies’ room. Constantly in trouble with drugs and the police, the star mentions to the fan that she was already writing her memoir. “Some of these stories are so crazy,” she admits, “the publisher is considering holding the book until I pass away.”

“Wow,” the fan replies, “so I guess it will be on shelves in a couple months?”