Todd took a week off from the office. He booked a vacation to go skiing. Before his first trip down the mountain, he heard an unbelievable rumble, and before he could move he was covered in snow. He found shelter in a small cave and was able to start a fire and make himself comfortable until help arrived. After a few hours, there was a digging at the front of the cave.
“Who’s there?” Todd called out from inside the cave.
“Hello!” a voice called. “It’s the Red Cross!”
“Beat it!” Todd yelled back. “I already donated twice this year.”