Race horse

The owner of a racehorse is angry because the horse he paid so much money for has yet to win a race.

“Listen to me,” the man says, grabbing the horse by the harness. “You’d better win this race or you’ll be working the farm tomorrow.”

The horses line up in the gates, the starting gun sounds, and the gate is removed. All of the horses take off for the finish line, except the owner’s horse. He is fast asleep in his starting pen.

“What the heck do you think you’re doing?” the owner yells at the horse.

“I’m grabbing some rest,” says the horse. “I’ve got to work the farm early tomorrow morning.”