One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered the class to the stoves to prepare their assignments, she said, “Don’t…
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A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. “This coffee,” he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, “is going to…
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered, with his thumb over the meat as he is carrying the plate. “Are you crazy?” complained the customer, “you have your hand on…
A man was asked to dinner by one of his friends. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in…
Just before Thanksgiving, a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys…
Police had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: “Give me all your…
A man got a speeding ticket and was forced to attend a defensive-driving course to have points erased from his license. The instructor, a police officer, emphasized that being on time was…
One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew,…
Returning from a trip to visit her grandmother in Canada, a woman was stopped by a state trooper for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a warning instead of a…
A man was in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school and made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. “Oh no, I just made an illegal turn!”…
A child calls the fire department. She cries into the phone, “Hurry, come quick! Our house is on fire!” The fire chief replies, “OK, but how do we get to your house?”…
A car was driving very slowly down the highway. A policeman spotted the slow moving vehicle and pulled it over. “What have I done wrong, officer?” the driver asked. “You are going…