Two men go hunting in the forest. They are walking along with their guns and enjoying the outdoors when one man suddenly collapses. His friend grabs him to see what’s wrong, but he won’t move. He knows something is wrong and calls 911. The man shouts frantically into the phone, “My buddy just collapsed! He isn’t moving and I think he’s dead! What do I do?”
“Well first,” the 911 operator replies calmly, “you need to make sure he is actually dead.”
The operator hears the man leave the phone for a moment. She hears footsteps followed by a moment of silence and then a loud bang.
The friend returns to the phone. “Okay, he’s dead, now what?”