Man buys a talking centipede

Man buys a talking centipede for $5000 and takes it home in a small box.

When he gets home, he opens the box and says “Would you like to go for a beer?”

The centipede doesn’t answer…

Raising his voice he repeats the question, still no reply.

30 mins later and getting angry, thinking he’s been ripped off, he shouts the question loudly.

At which the centipede sticks his head out of his box and says “I heard you the 1st time…I’m putting my fucken shoes on!!!”