Lagging Libido

A woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband’s lagging libido.

“How about trying Viagra?”, asked the doctor.

“Not a chance”, she said. “He won’t even take an aspirin”.

“In that case, just add it to his coffee and he will never know. Update me after a week or so”, replied the doctor.

A week later, the woman came to see the doctor again and exclaimed, “It was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!” 

“Really? What happened?” asked the doctor.

“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, he took me passionately on the tabletop!”

“So why was it terrible? Was the sex not good” asked the doctor.

“Twas the best sex I’ve had in 25 years! But, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”