Two young girls, students at an exclusive prep school in California, are eating lunch and flipping through a celebrity magazine.
“Oh my god, I forgot to tell you!” the blonde says to the brunette. “My mom is getting remarried!”
“No way,” the brunette replies. “To who?”
The blonde flips open the magazine and points to a famous director.
“Oh!” screams the brunette. “You’ll love him! He was my dad last year!”