Hard Retail Work

Frank was the manager of an upscale men’s wear store in a wealthy section of town and was interviewing Larry for the recently advertised salesman role.

Frank looked at Larry’s resume and noticed that Larry had never worked in retail before.

Frank mused, “for someone with no retail experience, you are certainly asking for a high salary.”

“Well I suppose I am,” Larry replied, “but you must understand that the work is so much harder when you don’t know what you’re doing.”

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A Needed Raise:
“I need a raise,” the secretary said to her boss. “There are three other companies after me.”

“Is that so?” asked the boss. “What other companies are after you?”

“The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company.”