Got any bread?

A duck walks into a bar and says,

‘Got any bread?’

The bartender says, ‘No.’

The duck says, ‘Got any bread?’

The bartender says, ‘NO!’

‘Got any bread?’

‘I said N-O, NO!’

‘Got any bread?’

‘For crying out loud – N-O spells NO, and I mean NO!’

Got any bread?’

‘NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!’

‘Got any bread?’

‘Look, if you ask me one more f***ing time if I’ve got any bread, I’m going to nail your f***ing beak to the f**ing bar!’

‘Got any nails?’

‘No.’

‘Got any bread?’