Famous Last Words

“Oh come on, nobody’s died from this in years.”

“I saw it on Jackass last night.”

“My dad did it when he was a kid.”

“Yes, I’m sure that the power is off.”

“It’ll only hurt for a couple of days.”

“See, I’m not afraid of heights.”

“The gun isn’t loaded, ok?”

“Yes, I double checked.”

“This fuse should give us plenty of time.”

“I don’t think he has a gun.”

“This is a very safe neighborhood!”

“I am 100% sure of the blast radius.”

“One sec, I’ve got to go the bathroom!”

“It doesn’t hurt… that… bad…”

“This stuff works just as well!”

“It looks like it’s coming right towards us!”

“Here, let me handle this, forget the cops!”

“I read this in a ‘how-to’ magazine once.”

“No I’m not a skydiver, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express Last Night.”

“Proper equipment is for rich people.”

“I don’t know. Let’s find out!”

“I did it in a video game last night.”

“Did you hear that? Sounded like something big. Where’s that flashlight?”

And finally…

“OH SHIT!!!!”