Do you want to have…?

A man and his wife walk into a bar. It’s their wedding anniversary so they have a few drinks to celebrate a night without the kids. Who Wants to be a Millionaire is on the telly above the bar. The man turns to his wife and says, ‘Do you want to have sex tonight?’

‘No,’ she answers.

‘Is that your final answer?’ the man asks.

‘Yes,’ she says.

He says, ‘Then I’d like to phone a friend.’