A four-year-old boy was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked, “Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?” “Because,” his dad explained, “after you ate the…

“How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?” “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too” “Just leave all the lights on… it makes the house look…

I was with a friend in a cafe when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. “What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?” I wondered aloud….

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just joined the army. There were gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older…