The teacher spent the entire hour reading to her class about farm animals, and bulls in particular. When she had finished, she asked, “name some things that are very dangerous to get…
On The Farm
Farmer Jones had heard that the best milk comes from contented cows. Therefore, he’d visit them every morning and tell them jokes. The cows laughed and laughed and gave excellent milk. But…
Two horses were walking back to the stable after a day of training. One said to the other “I can’t understand why we are so slow; we come from good stock, we…
A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer’s garden. “I’ll give you my two pennies for that tomato,” said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large,…
A family had just finished moving from their farmhouse into a house in the city. Early the next morning, their 5-year-old son ran in to his parents’ bedroom to wake them up….
A farmer went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. He gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, “I suppose you will want some…
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of…
I saw an interview on TV where this one old farmer won ten million dollars in the lottery. Naturally he was asked what he was gonna do with all that money. He…
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?” “Fertilizer,”…