Farmer Peters hired a man to sort his potato crop. He told the man to make three piles: one for the small potatoes, one for the medium-size ones, and one for the…

One day, a salesman stopped by the Jones farm, knocked, and the farmer’s wife came to the door. “Is your husband home, Ma’am?” he asked. “Sure is. He’s over in the cow…

The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when the box suddenly fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different…

A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the…

Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad cow disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I…

Traveling down a remote country road one day, a motorist came to a stop in front of a giant puddle covering the entire road. He noticed a farmer leaning on a fence,…

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his…

More than anything, Billy wanted to be a cowboy. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. “This is a lariat,” the rancher said…

A man walking down a country lane saw a young boy struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. “You look hot,” said the man, “why don’t…

A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is…

A man was driving along a country road when the idea struck him to stop and pick some flowers. He had barely begun when he saw a mean looking bull not far…

The teacher spent the entire hour reading to her class about farm animals, and bulls in particular. When she had finished, she asked, “name some things that are very dangerous to get…