A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer’s garden. “I’ll give you my two pennies for that tomato,” said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large,…
On The Farm
A family had just finished moving from their farmhouse into a house in the city. Early the next morning, their 5-year-old son ran in to his parents’ bedroom to wake them up….
A farmer went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. He gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, “I suppose you will want some…
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of…
I saw an interview on TV where this one old farmer won ten million dollars in the lottery. Naturally he was asked what he was gonna do with all that money. He…
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?” “Fertilizer,”…
On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another….
Farmer Peters hired a man to sort his potato crop. He told the man to make three piles: one for the small potatoes, one for the medium-size ones, and one for the…
One day, a salesman stopped by the Jones farm, knocked, and the farmer’s wife came to the door. “Is your husband home, Ma’am?” he asked. “Sure is. He’s over in the cow…
The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when the box suddenly fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different…
A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the…