Jokes

Professor X asks a girl

A farmer was in court being questioned by a lawyer

Man buys a talking centipede

A pirate walked into a bar

A man asks his doctor

Einstein, Newton, and Pascal

Spanking

Three men were stranded in the middle of a desert

A bus full of ugly people…

A shark is teaching his kid how to eat humans

Fred came home from University in tears

An atheist dies and goes to hell