A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. “Do you watch much television here?” “Only the daytime shows,” the inmate said. “At…
Getting Even
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at Larry’s house. He knocked on the door and Larry answered. After taking the pizza, Larry asked: “What is the usual tip?” “Well,” replied the youth,…
Two brawny men came to a woman’s house to install some new floor covering in the kitchen. Once they had moved the stove and refrigerator out of the way, it was not…
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything he runs…
Two older women, Coleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a Christmas party at their country club. “My dear,” said Melinda, “Are those real pearls?” “They are,”…
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a hearing aid that…
A poor traveler was wandering along a country road in England, tired and hungry, when he came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: “George and the Dragon.” He knocked gently…
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to…
A parts manager for a small repair shop had occasion to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699…
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause…
A drummer decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, “I’d like to look at…
A flight attendant watched one day as a passenger who was overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he…