A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, “What’s the matter?” He said, “I heard…
Doctors and Medicine
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. The…
A paramedic had gone to an automobile accident and was checking a patient who was lying on the road for injuries. As she knelt beside him and probed him, she asked, “does…
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. “Well,…
An overworked father was visiting a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor’s every move, he asked, “What’s that?” The doctor explained, “This is an…
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the reply. The doctor rolls his eyes…
A man who had just undergone an operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly…
An lady walked into the admitting office of a hospital and walked up to one of the clerks. She was handed some forms to fill out and told to return when she…
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want any freezing because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman…
An old man limped into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!” The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then…
A doctor answered his phone late in the evening and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth player for poker,” said…
A woman went to the dentist’s office for a checkup and some instrumental music was playing. She was early for her appointment, but after waiting ten minutes, an elderly woman sitting beside…