A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, “What’s the matter?” He said, “I heard…
Doctors and Medicine
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from Deja Vu! Didn’t I see you yesterday? Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That’s baaaaaaaaaad! Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards….
While a woman was working as a pediatric nurse, she had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day she entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her…
A man returned from vacation feeling very ill. He went to see his doctor, and the doctor had him immediately rushed to the hospital for a range of tests. The man woke…
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did! Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do – this is a bookstore! Doctor, Doctor my son…
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband’s snoring. So she called the doctor one morning and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her “suffering.”…
Old Sam Johnson went to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave him a clean bill of health. “Sam, you’re in…
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,” said the dentist. “But you yelled…
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery: – Better save that, we might need it later. – Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop. – Spot! Spot!…
Dentist: “Try to relax. I’ll pull your aching tooth in five minutes.” Patient: “How much will this cost?” Dentist: “It will be $200.” Patient: “That much for just five minutes work?” Dentist:…
The Lamaze class included a tour of the pediatric wing of the hospital. When a new baby was brought into the nursery, all the women tried to guess its weight, but there…
A man walked into the office of an well known psychiatrist and sat down to explain his problem. “Doctor, I’ve got this problem,” the man said. “I keep thinking that I’m a…