Car Keys

A golfer is playing a round with his buddies. On the sixth hole, a hole over water, he proceeds to hit six balls into the water. Frustrated over his poor golfing, he heaves his golf clubs into the water and begins to walk off the course.

Suddenly he turns around, jumps into the lake, and dives under the water. His buddies think he has changed his mind and is going to retrieve his clubs. But when he comes out of the water, he doesn’t have his bag or clubs.

As the wet golfer walks away, one of his buddies asks, “Why did you jump into the lake?”

The man responds, “I left my car keys in the bag.”